In a new segment which I call 'Things School Makes You do That Doesn't Really Make Sense' or 'Student Life' for short, we will be talking about in class essays. Yay!! Now in-class essays were first thought of in 8795789 BC when the gods ran out of torture techniques. Modern technology was non-existent, so they had to make do. However, since we all are sticklers or tradition, we continue this experience, and all take fulfillment from it. In-class essays test your ability to write a comprehensible, mature analysis in 40 minutes because we should be able to answer the deep questions of life in 15 minutes and write it down in the next 25. Don't forget to make it poetic and rhythmic, because the purpose of the essay is not only to answer a question but to win a weird Montreal International Poetry Prize and Pulitzer Prize hybrid. The best part about the in-class essay is the usefulness of it. I don't know if you guys are aware, but you will b...
This is a blog dedicated to writing about things we learned in class that would appear to people should they have been in that time period, but with the mindset they have now.